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Surgical Sledgehammer

Sharp solutions. High impact.

what?

i write code

im pretty good at it

i started at 19

haven't missed a week
yet

i have a corporate job now

it pays insane

im so fuckigng border

give me your project

and ill get it done

pay me

Please.

im so bored

all I do is click in jira

and argue with devops



I liked coding.

Hire me